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1— Audio CD (30 Tracks)
1— 32 Page Booklet with Full-Color Photos
1— Map of Jamaica
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You Know You’re in Jamaica When….
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1. You are greeted at Montego Bay airport by Jamaican Mento folk-singers with colorful costumes.
2. You enter a taxi or shuttle and you hear either reggae, island gospel tunes, or, surprisingly, Celine Dion!
3. You're in the middle of the business district and a stray goat walks by.
4. Your 12 p.m. appointment shows up at 1 p.m. and says "No problem, Mon" with a smile.
5. Vendor stands selling crafts, fried fish and bammies, and fruits line narrow, dusty roads on your way mostly everywhere.
6. Your typical motorist not only drives on the left side of the road, but dodges in and out of traffic like a videogame racer.
7. The word "festival" no longer only pertains to a community fair or celebration, but a special cornbread fritter.
8. Every time you make a phone call the person on the other end answers with “Hello, Good…. “
9. Usain Bolt is the number one athlete on everyone’s mind.
10. In a deep thirst, you grab a bottle that either says “Wata” or “Red Stripe.”
